Oprah has a sister. You know this by now. Her sister, Patricia, has known for years, but has spent this long struggling to figure out how to tell Oprah. In all that time, she never once considered going to the press, which makes her kind of an awesome human being. Oprah sure thought so, anyway.
Patricia was probably just smart enough to understand that the $100,000 the National Enquirer would give her is nothing compared to what she will be getting from Oprah. I mean, seriously. This chick is set for life. How do you feel about Australia, Patricia?
Seriously, though, the woman seems perfectly nice, and she should be commended for keeping her family's business private. Apparently she reminds everyone in Oprah's family of Oprah's now deceased sister, also named Patricia (no one knows how the newly found Patricia got her name since her mother, who is also Oprah's mother, did not give it to her), in her looks and her mannerisms. So it's been tough for the original Patricia's daughters, but everyone was happy to meet this new addition.
But whenever there are big reunions like this on Oprah, don't you always expect the huge surprise of a bunch of money or a trip or something? Come on, Opes! She's your sister! Where's her iPad, for Christ's sake?
Also, has anyone considered how Gayle feels about all this?
Well maybe we'll all find out how Gayle feels when her network starts. Or has it already? I don't know. How about how the only commercial clip I saw aired prominently displayed Stedman in the background? Coincidence? I think not.
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